Macpie - A human who would rather burn down a library than admit that

A human who would rather burn down a library than admit that Apple stuff is sometimes overpriced and doesn’t do anything special.

I bought the latest iPhone just because it had a new color, and it costs more than my rent.

I’d rather lose my job than switch to Android.

I’ve got a phone that costs more than my car, and I still think it’s worth it.