macphearson
a dumb blonde who might be a retard but is still kind of cute. he's obsessed with german boys and might try to rape them. looks like he's been dipped in bleach.
'he tried to seduce a german boy in the hallway. it was cringy.'
'he looks like he was washed in bleach. it's gross.'
'he might be a retard but he's still kind of hot.'