macphearson

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a dumbass golden-haired kid who acts like a idiot but somehow is still cute. he's got a weird thing for german boys and might try to force himself on them. looks like a ghost.
'why is he staring at that german kid like he wants to eat him?'
'he tried to kiss a german boy in math class. it was awkward.'
'he looks like a radioactive ghost. i can't even look at him.'
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a dumb blonde who thinks he's the next big thing. he loves german boys so much he might try to rape them. he looks like he was born in a cave.
'he tried to propose to a german boy during lunch. it was a disaster.'
'he looks like he's been living in a cave for 10 years.'
'he told me he'd rather die than not be with a german boy.'
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a dumb blonde who might be a retard but is still kind of cute. he's obsessed with german boys and might try to rape them. looks like he's been dipped in bleach.
'he tried to seduce a german boy in the hallway. it was cringy.'
'he looks like he was washed in bleach. it's gross.'
'he might be a retard but he's still kind of hot.'
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