Mac/PC
Macs are fancy but slow. They crash like a fat kid after eating a whole cake. PCs are ugly but fast. They’re great for gaming and watching porn.
My Mac crashed while I was doing homework. I had to restart it three times.
My PC ran my game like a champ while my friend’s Mac lagged like a snail.
I use my PC to watch porn while my friend’s Mac is just sitting there looking sad.