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When two people who hate each other's guts fake being friends just to laugh at each other behind their backs. It all started with some stupid ads where a guy and a dude pretended to be Macs and PCs.
My cousin and I pretend to be best friends just so we can roast each other in class.
My mom and her friend act like they're besties but they're both just trying to make fun of each other's hair.
My brother and his friend claim they're best friends but they can't even stand each other.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macs are fancy but slow. They crash like a fat kid after eating a whole cake. PCs are ugly but fast. They’re great for gaming and watching porn.
My Mac crashed while I was doing homework. I had to restart it three times.
My PC ran my game like a champ while my friend’s Mac lagged like a snail.
I use my PC to watch porn while my friend’s Mac is just sitting there looking sad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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PCs are like the grumpy old man who yells at you for every little thing. Macs are the cool kid who doesn’t need help with anything.
My PC popped up with a stupid question while I was trying to write an essay.
My Mac just sat there and let me work without any annoying interruptions.
My PC crashes more than my math teacher yells at me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The dumbest argument ever. People lie so much they think they’re telling the truth. Macs are great for work. PCs are great for playing games and getting viruses.
My friend said Macs don’t get viruses. I told him I’ve seen a Mac crash harder than a virus.
My cousin claimed PCs are the best for work. I told her I’d rather play games than do homework.
My mom said Macs don’t get viruses. I told her I’ve seen my Mac crash while I was working on a project.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The best debate because nerds get so worked up they act like they’re in a competition.
My friend and I had a debate in the hallway and got sent to the principal’s office.
My cousin and his friend started a debate in math class and didn’t even finish the test.
My brother and his friend had a debate in the kitchen and ended up fighting over the remote.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The worst kind of argument that makes both sides mad. It’s just a computer. Use what you want and stop being stupid.
My friend and I had a huge argument about Macs and PCs and ended up screaming at each other.
My cousin and his friend got into a fight because they both claimed their computer was better.
My mom and her friend had a huge debate and ended up not talking for a week.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The worst kind of problem that only rich, boring people have. It’s just a computer. Why does it matter?
My friend said Macs are the best because they’re stylish. I told him I’d rather have a PC that can run my games.
My cousin said Macs are the best because they don’t get viruses. I told her I’ve seen Macs crash harder than a virus.
My mom said Macs are the best because they’re cool. I told her I’d rather have a PC that can run all my games.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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