Macoy's Grandma
A sly old bat who grabs your phone like it's a snack and listens to your friends talk like they're on a soap opera, and then acts like she didn't do anything.
She listened to my friend's crush and said, 'He's cute, but he's got a tiny brain.'
She snatched my phone during dinner and laughed when I said my friend was a bad influence.
She eavesdropped on my fight with my brother and said, 'That boy needs a life.'