Macoy's Grandma

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A sneaky old witch who grabs your phone like it's a snack and listens to your friends chat like they're on a reality show, and never tells them they're being watched.

She snatched my phone during lunch and laughed when my friend said I was a bad influence.

I was texting my crush, and she was like, 'That boy's cute, but he's got a tiny brain.'

She eavesdropped on my mom's fight with the internet and said, 'That woman needs a nap.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A human vacuum cleaner for secrets who steals your phone and listens to your friends like they're on a podcast, and still acts like she's not doing anything.

I was arguing with my brother, and she was like, 'He's just mad because he can't beat you at video games.'

She listened to my friend's confession and said, 'That boy needs a life.'

She heard me crying and said, 'That's not sad, that's dramatic.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A sly old bat who grabs your phone like it's a snack and listens to your friends talk like they're on a soap opera, and then acts like she didn't do anything.

She listened to my friend's crush and said, 'He's cute, but he's got a tiny brain.'

She snatched my phone during dinner and laughed when I said my friend was a bad influence.

She eavesdropped on my fight with my brother and said, 'That boy needs a life.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago