Macorni
Someone who texts you and then disappears like they're a ghost but cracks jokes so hard you can't help but laugh.
'I'm gonna text you 100 times!'
'I'll text you 1000 times!'
'You'll die!'
'You said you'd be here in 10 minutes.'
'It's been 100 minutes.'
'You left me on read again.'
'You left me on read 10 times!'