Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who usually ignores your texts and yells at you but makes you laugh sometimes.

'You said you were coming! I waited for 2 hours!' 'I was eating tacos.'

'You called me at 3 AM!' 'I was high!' 'Well, I was high and hungry!'

'You left me on read for a week!' 'I was busy being awesome!'

2

Someone who texts you and then disappears like they're a ghost but cracks jokes so hard you can't help but laugh.

'I'm gonna text you 100 times!' 'I'll text you 1000 times!' 'You'll die!'

'You said you'd be here in 10 minutes.' 'It's been 100 minutes.'

'You left me on read again.' 'You left me on read 10 times!'

3

A friend who forgets to reply but tells the best jokes that make you forget they're a lousy texter.

'You said you'd reply in 5 minutes.' 'Well, I was busy being funny!'

'You left me on read for 3 days.' 'You left me on read for 3 lifetimes!'

'You texted me 10 times.' 'I texted you 100 times!'

4

A person who texts you and then goes MIA but makes you laugh so hard you forget they're a terrible friend.

'You texted me 3 times.' 'I texted you 30 times!'

'You said you'd be here at 7.' 'It's 10!' 'You're late!'

'You left me on read for a whole day.' 'I was being funny!'

5

A person who ignores your texts and yells at you but makes you laugh so hard you wish they'd text you more.

'You left me on read for 2 days.' 'I was busy being awesome!'

'You texted me once.' 'I texted you 100 times!'

'You yelled at me for 10 minutes.' 'You yelled at me for 10 lifetimes!'

6

Someone who texts you and then vanishes like they're a ghost but tells jokes so good you can't help but laugh.

'You said you'd be here in 5 minutes.' 'It's been 5 hours!'

'You left me on read for a week.' 'I was being funny!'

'You texted me once.' 'I texted you a thousand times!'