Macorni - A friend who forgets to reply but tells the best jokes that

A friend who forgets to reply but tells the best jokes that make you forget they're a lousy texter.

'You said you'd reply in 5 minutes.' 'Well, I was busy being funny!'

'You left me on read for 3 days.' 'You left me on read for 3 lifetimes!'

'You texted me 10 times.' 'I texted you 100 times!'