macopin middle school - Macopin is a school where you get high, you eat bad food, an

Macopin is a school where you get high, you eat bad food, and you play Bong Pong all day long. No one learns anything, and no one cares.

I asked my teacher why we didn’t learn anything. She said, 'Because we’re all high.'

I tried to eat my lunch, but it was so bad I threw it at my friend.

I played Bong Pong instead of doing my homework. My teacher said, 'I’m proud of you.'