macopin middle school

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Macopin Middle School is a nightmare where the teachers are stoners and the lunches taste like regret. Everyone is too high to learn and too lazy to care.

My lunch was so bad I threw it at Mrs. Smith. She just laughed and said, 'I’m high, I don’t care.'

I tried to do homework, but my friend passed me a joint and said, 'Just smoke it.'

The principal came in and said, 'I’m high, you’re high, let’s all just be high.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Macopin is where the smart kids are just pretending to be smart. The popular kids sit at the best tables, and the rest of us are stuck with the glory holes.

I asked my friend why he sat with the popular kids. He said, 'Because they’re cool. You’re just a glory hole.'

I tried to sit at the popular table. They said, 'You’re not cool enough.'

My lunch got stuck in the glory hole. I had to eat it with my hands.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Macopin Middle School is a place where the teachers think we're working, but we're really just playing Bong Pong and laughing at the glory hole.

I told my teacher I was working. She said, 'I believe you. You’re just working on Bong Pong.'

I tried to do my math homework, but my friend said, 'Just play Bong Pong.'

I asked my teacher why we didn’t get any work done. She said, 'Because we’re too high.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Macopin is the worst school ever. The lunches are gross, the teachers are stoners, and the popular kids think they’re the best thing since glory holes.

I tried to eat my lunch. It was so bad I threw it at the glory hole.

My teacher said, 'I’m high, so I don’t care if you’re high.'

I asked my friend why the popular kids are so cool. He said, 'Because they’re the best.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Macopin is a school where you get high, you eat bad food, and you play Bong Pong all day long. No one learns anything, and no one cares.

I asked my teacher why we didn’t learn anything. She said, 'Because we’re all high.'

I tried to eat my lunch, but it was so bad I threw it at my friend.

I played Bong Pong instead of doing my homework. My teacher said, 'I’m proud of you.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Macopin is like a jail for kids who love to be high. The lunches are bad, the teachers are stoners, and everyone just plays Bong Pong all day.

I said to my teacher, 'I’m not working.' She said, 'I believe you. You’re just high.'

I tried to eat my lunch, but it was so bad I threw it at my friend.

I played Bong Pong instead of doing my homework. My teacher said, 'Good for you.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago