Macochist
A person who buys a Mac computer knowing it’s going to fail but still does it because they’re too proud to admit they’re wrong.
I bought a MacBook Pro and it died in a week. I still use it like it’s the last dying breath of a noble king.
My Mac crashed three times in one day. I cried like it was my first love.
I paid $2000 for a Mac that can’t even run a simple game. I’m a fool, and I’m proud of it.