Macochist

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A person who buys a Mac computer knowing it’s going to fail but still does it because they’re too proud to admit they’re wrong.

I bought a MacBook Pro and it died in a week. I still use it like it’s the last dying breath of a noble king.

My Mac crashed three times in one day. I cried like it was my first love.

I paid $2000 for a Mac that can’t even run a simple game. I’m a fool, and I’m proud of it.

A person who buys a Mac computer even though they know it’s going to be a disaster, and they’re happy about it.

I knew my Mac was going to die, but I still bought it. I’m a masochist and I like it.

My Mac is slower than my grandma. I love it. I am a macochist.

I paid for a Mac that can’t run my apps. I’m happy. I’m a macochist.

A person who buys a Mac computer even though they know it will be a pain in the ass, and they’re still doing it.

I bought a Mac knowing it would be a pain. I’m a macochist, and I’m proud.

My Mac is slower than my dog. I still bought it. I’m a macochist.

My Mac died, but I still bought another one. I’m a macochist, and I like it.