Macochist
A person who buys a Mac computer even though they know it’s going to be a disaster, and they’re happy about it.
I knew my Mac was going to die, but I still bought it. I’m a masochist and I like it.
My Mac is slower than my grandma. I love it. I am a macochist.
I paid for a Mac that can’t run my apps. I’m happy. I’m a macochist.