macness
When a guy tries to flirt with a girl but it’s like he’s asking for a job interview and he’s not even ready.
He said, ‘Hey, nice shirt.’ I said, ‘Thanks. What’s your name?’ He said, ‘I’m John.’ I said, ‘Cool. I’m Karen.’
He tried to hit on me and I just said, ‘I’m not interested.’
He asked me out, and I said, ‘No, I have a life.’