Macneil
A kid who's like a superhero in sports and school, and also has the social skills of a party animal. Everyone loves them, and the other kids just feel like failures for no good reason.
My cousin is a Macneil. He got straight A's and also beat me in a race. I cried.
My crush is a Macneil. She's smart, popular, and doesn't even know I exist.
My teacher said I'm not a Macneil. I took that as a personal insult.