Macneil

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A kid who's like a superhero in sports and school, and also has the social skills of a party animal. Everyone loves them, and the other kids just feel like failures for no good reason.
My cousin is a Macneil. He got straight A's and also beat me in a race. I cried.
My crush is a Macneil. She's smart, popular, and doesn't even know I exist.
My teacher said I'm not a Macneil. I took that as a personal insult.
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A Scottish family name that somehow became a word people use to describe other things. Like, why is it also a type of bird poop?
My friend said my last name is Macneil. I asked why. He said, 'Because it's cool.'
I got a history test about Scottish names. I got it wrong because I thought Macneil was a type of pizza.
My dog’s name is Macneil. He’s not Scottish, but he’s got a cool name.
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A fat person who has all the food in the world and still chooses to eat like a pig. They don’t care if they’re going to explode.
My uncle is a Macneil. He eats a whole pizza by himself and then says he’s going to diet next week.
My mom called my friend a Macneil. He was eating ice cream for breakfast.
My teacher said I was becoming a Macneil. I took that as a compliment.
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A weird kind of bird poop that people hate. It’s like the poop from a bird that never bathed in its life.
I stepped in bird poop today. It was a Macneil. I screamed.
My friend said the bird poop on my shirt was a Macneil. I threw it away.
I got a Macneil on my shoe. I cried.
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