maclaw - The rule you use when you're trying to fix a broken mac and

The rule you use when you're trying to fix a broken mac and it's like it's laughing at you.

I tried to reboot my mac and it just blinked at me like I was stupid.

My mac wouldn't open and I yelled, 'I'm gonna break you!'

I spilled coffee on my mac and now it's got a burn mark and a attitude.