maclaw

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The rule you use when you're trying to fix a broken mac and it's like it's laughing at you.
I tried to reboot my mac and it just blinked at me like I was stupid.
My mac wouldn't open and I yelled, 'I'm gonna break you!'
I spilled coffee on my mac and now it's got a burn mark and a attitude.
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The law that says if you mess with a mac, it will mess you back with all its might.
I tried to update my mac and now it's running slower than my grandma's internet.
I clicked one button and my mac turned into a puzzle I can't solve.
I tried to fix my mac and now I have a headache and a dead laptop.
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The rule you live by when you're stuck with a mac and you're ready to throw it out the window.
My mac crashed and I said, 'You're gonna pay for this!'
I tried to fix my mac and it just gave me an error message and a side-eye.
My mac froze and I started talking to it like it was my ex.
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