Maclash - When you realize your fancy new Mac looks cool, but it's bas

When you realize your fancy new Mac looks cool, but it's basically a paperweight that doesn't do anything useful.

I spent $2,000 on this Mac, and now it's just sitting there looking pretty. What was I thinking?

My laptop looks like it was designed by a designer, but it can't even run my apps without crying.

I bought this Mac because it looked like it was in a commercial. Now I can't even open a PDF without it giving me the silent treatment.