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When you're stuck in traffic because some idiot with a Mac-Attack is driving like a maniac trying to get to the nearest McDonald's before it closes.
I swear that guy ran a red light just to get to the Golden Arches faster. What's wrong with him?!
My cousin got side-swiped because some Mac-Attack lunatic was trying to beat the lunch rush. Now his car looks like it got hit by a pizza truck.
I'm still recovering from the time my friend's car almost flipped because he was trying to get to McDonald's before the chicken nuggets ran out.
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When you realize your fancy new Mac looks cool, but it's basically a paperweight that doesn't do anything useful.
I spent $2,000 on this Mac, and now it's just sitting there looking pretty. What was I thinking?
My laptop looks like it was designed by a designer, but it can't even run my apps without crying.
I bought this Mac because it looked like it was in a commercial. Now I can't even open a PDF without it giving me the silent treatment.
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