maclanky
A green, sad, fake cucumber that you can’t eat and it’s like the universe is mocking you. You keep thinking about how good it would be if it was real and not a total joke.
My teacher made us eat a maclanky and it was like I was eating a wet sock that was also crying.
I tried to hide a maclanky in my lunch and my friend found it and laughed like it was the best joke ever.
I got a maclanky for my birthday and I cried in the middle of the park.