maclanky

Aging Trending

10 views · Added 1mo ago · 3 definitions

A green, squishy thing that looks like a cucumber but is more like a curse. You can't eat it, but you keep thinking about how good it would taste if it wasn't a total disgrace.

I saw my mom try to eat one and it looked like she was crying inside a pickle jar.

My teacher threw a maclanky at me during lunch and it missed my face by about 10 feet.

My dog tried to eat one and now he's stuck in the kitchen, screaming like he's been tortured.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A piece of garbage that looks like a cucumber but tastes like regret. You can’t eat it, but you wish you could because it's like watching your favorite show get canceled.

My dad brought a maclanky to a family dinner and my aunt screamed into her soup.

I tried to eat one during a test and my brain went blank like it was on fire.

My friend threw a maclanky at me and it hit my face like it was trying to kill me.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A green, sad, fake cucumber that you can’t eat and it’s like the universe is mocking you. You keep thinking about how good it would be if it was real and not a total joke.

My teacher made us eat a maclanky and it was like I was eating a wet sock that was also crying.

I tried to hide a maclanky in my lunch and my friend found it and laughed like it was the best joke ever.

I got a maclanky for my birthday and I cried in the middle of the park.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago