mackys mum
A lady, often a guy’s mom, who roams the dark alleys, giving head to guys for a few cents, and being a total disaster at life. She eats lemon muffins, dances like a fool, and plays boggle. You can only get her out of hiding with jingling change or keys.
I saw my mom in the alley. She gave a man a blow job for 25 cents and then started dancing the samba.
She texted me: 'Got 1 dollar from a guy who looked like he had a bad day. I’m gonna play boggle and eat a muffin.'
I jingled some keys. She came out of the shadows like she was a ghost. I was scared.