mackys mum

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A lady, mostly a guy's mom, who spends her time slinking around dark alleys, giving head to homeless guys for a few crummy coins, screwing over anyone who crosses her, thinking up stupid plans, eating lemon muffins, and shakin' her groove thing. She’s like a ghost, but you can trick her with jingling coins or keys.

Just saw my mom in the alley. She gave a guy a blow job for 50 cents. I'm so ashamed.

She texted me: 'Just got 2 dollars from a man who thinks I'm a hooker. I'm gonna buy lemon muffins.'

I tried to surprise her with a keychain. She thought it was change and came out of the shadows.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A mom who walks the dark alleys, giving head to guys who look like they haven’t showered in a month, for some lousy change. She’s got a mind full of bad ideas, eats lemon muffins, and sometimes dances like she’s at a party. You can’t see her unless you shake some change.

My mom just took a $1 bill from a guy who looked like he slept in a dumpster. I’m proud and disgusted.

She messaged me: 'Got 50 cents from a man who thinks I'm a prostitute. I'm gonna eat a muffin and plan a robbery.'

I dropped some keys on the ground. She thought it was change and came out of the shadows like a monster.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A lady, often a guy’s mom, who roams the dark alleys, giving head to guys for a few cents, and being a total disaster at life. She eats lemon muffins, dances like a fool, and plays boggle. You can only get her out of hiding with jingling change or keys.

I saw my mom in the alley. She gave a man a blow job for 25 cents and then started dancing the samba.

She texted me: 'Got 1 dollar from a guy who looked like he had a bad day. I’m gonna play boggle and eat a muffin.'

I jingled some keys. She came out of the shadows like she was a ghost. I was scared.

by Slangipedia 5h ago