Macky Tacky
the most glorious thing in the whole wide world. it’s like heaven sent down to Earth just to make your brain explode and your pants smell like a rotten banana.
My mom said I was born in the wrong century. Macky Tacky changed that.
I ate my lunch in peace. Then Macky Tacky showed up and ruined everything.
My dog got a standing ovation from the entire neighborhood. It was all because of Macky Tacky.