Macky Tacky

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the most glorious thing in the whole wide world. it’s like heaven sent down to Earth just to make your brain explode and your pants smell like a rotten banana.
My mom said I was born in the wrong century. Macky Tacky changed that.
I ate my lunch in peace. Then Macky Tacky showed up and ruined everything.
My dog got a standing ovation from the entire neighborhood. It was all because of Macky Tacky.
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so good it makes your toes curl and your face look like a sad taco. it’s the reason your dog eats your homework.
I was crying in my bathroom. Macky Tacky made me laugh so hard I peed on the toilet.
My teacher said I was going to fail. Then Macky Tacky came in and I aced the test.
My cat didn’t like me. Now it follows me everywhere because of Macky Tacky.
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the best thing ever. it’s so cool it makes your nose bleed and your pants look like they were dipped in a toilet.
I was stuck in traffic. Then Macky Tacky showed up and I laughed so hard I fell out of my car.
My dad said I was going to be poor forever. But Macky Tacky changed his mind.
My goldfish was sad. Now it dances every time I say Macky Tacky.
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