mackolize
A religion where you worship Macklemore like he’s God. You believe every word he says even when it’s obvious he’s full of crap.
My friend joined the church of Macklemore and now thinks he’s the messiah. He even wears a crown of headphones.
I tried to convert my dad. He said, 'I don’t need no religion. I just need better music.'
My cousin says she hears Macklemore whispering advice to her in her sleep. I think she’s high.