mackolize

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Making up nonsense and calling it smart. Talking like you know what you're saying but you're just making it all up as you go.

I told my mom the moon is made of cheese and that I've been there twice. She believed me because I said it with confidence.

My teacher asked why I failed the test. I said, 'Because the math was evil.'

I told my friend my dog can speak fluent Spanish. He believed me because I said it loud and proud.

A religion where you worship Macklemore like he’s God. You believe every word he says even when it’s obvious he’s full of crap.

My friend joined the church of Macklemore and now thinks he’s the messiah. He even wears a crown of headphones.

I tried to convert my dad. He said, 'I don’t need no religion. I just need better music.'

My cousin says she hears Macklemore whispering advice to her in her sleep. I think she’s high.