Macko meh man
A man who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe, even though he’s not.
He called the pizza guy ‘Sir’ and said, ‘You’re not even good enough to deliver my pizza.’
He walked into the bar and said, ‘I’m the reason this bar is open.’ The bar said, ‘I’m the reason you’re not.’
He texted me at 2 a. m. to say he’s the best. I texted him back to say he’s the worst.