Macko meh man

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A guy who thinks he's the main character in a movie that nobody wants to watch.
Macko meh man just walked into the room like he owns it. He doesn't. He just borrowed it.
He tried to flex in the elevator. There were three people in there. He flexed for six.
He said he's the king of the block. The block said, 'You’re the king of the trash can.'
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A man who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe, even though he’s not.
He called the pizza guy ‘Sir’ and said, ‘You’re not even good enough to deliver my pizza.’
He walked into the bar and said, ‘I’m the reason this bar is open.’ The bar said, ‘I’m the reason you’re not.’
He texted me at 2 a. m. to say he’s the best. I texted him back to say he’s the worst.
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A man who thinks he's a legend, but he's just a man with a bad ego.
He tried to start a rap battle with the DJ. The DJ said, ‘I’m the DJ. You’re the guy who thinks he can rap.’
He told me he’s going to be a billionaire by next year. I told him he’s going to be a billionaire by next year. He said, ‘I already knew that.’
He tried to teach me how to dance. I danced him out of the room.
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