macklemoo
A person who shaves the sides of their head and leaves the top like a dumb rapper. They think they're cool, but they just look like they got half their hair clipped by a drunk barber.
My friend is a macklemoo. He claims he's a trendsetter, but he still wears a fanny pack.
Why is my teacher a macklemoo? She looks like she got her hair done by a toddler.
That guy at the gym is a macklemoo. He probably still thinks he's in a rap battle.