macklemoo

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#hair disaster#cool kid failure#rapper imposter

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A person who shaves the sides of their head and lets the rest grow out like a dumb rapper. They think they look cool, but they just look like they got into a fight with a hair clipper.
My cousin is a macklemoo. He thinks he's tough, but he still wears glitter on his face.
Why is my boss a macklemoo? He looks like he tried to be a gangster but failed.
That guy at the bus stop is a macklemoo. He probably still listens to old rap songs.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Someone who cuts their hair like a idiot trying to be fancy. They think they look like a star, but they just look like they got caught in a hair dryer explosion.
My brother is a macklemoo. He says he's stylish, but he still wears socks with sandals.
That kid in my class is a macklemoo. He probably still thinks he's in a music video.
Why is my neighbor a macklemoo? He looks like he got his head clipped by a confused robot.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A person who shaves the sides of their head and leaves the top like a dumb rapper. They think they're cool, but they just look like they got half their hair clipped by a drunk barber.
My friend is a macklemoo. He claims he's a trendsetter, but he still wears a fanny pack.
Why is my teacher a macklemoo? She looks like she got her hair done by a toddler.
That guy at the gym is a macklemoo. He probably still thinks he's in a rap battle.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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