macklemen
Macklemen are people who think they know everything about Macklemore and swear they’re the funniest person ever. They also think dank is the most important word in the world.
I know more about Macklemore than you ever will. You’re just a sad, lonely fan.
Dank is the best. You’re the worst. End of story.
I’m the funniest. You’re just loud. That’s not funny.