macklemen

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Macklemen are people who worship Macklemore like he’s a god and laugh at his jokes until they cry. They also think dank is the best thing since sliced bread.

I’m a Macklemore disciple. I pray to him every morning.

Dank is my religion. Macklemore is my prophet.

If I don’t hear ‘Can’t Hold Us’ today, I’ll lose my mind.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

Macklemen are the loud, obnoxious fans who scream Macklemore’s lyrics so loud they wake the dead. They also think they’re the best at being funny.

I screamed ‘Can’t Hold Us’ so loud my neighbor called the cops.

I’m not just a fan. I’m a Macklemore superfan. You’re just a fan.

I laughed so hard at his jokes I peed my pants.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

Macklemen are people who think they know everything about Macklemore and swear they’re the funniest person ever. They also think dank is the most important word in the world.

I know more about Macklemore than you ever will. You’re just a sad, lonely fan.

Dank is the best. You’re the worst. End of story.

I’m the funniest. You’re just loud. That’s not funny.

by Slangipedia 13h ago