macking on some skeezers
when a girl’s got all the good-looking guys and you’re just the one who got stuck with the ugly ones.
She was macking on some skeezers and I had to sit with the guy who still had his lunch.
At the party, she had all the cool guys and I had the guy who couldn’t even talk.
She got the good ones and I had to text the guy who still had his phone in his pants.