macking on some skeezers

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when a girl is so fine she’s got all the hot guys eating out of her hand and turning every other guy into a side dish.

My ex was macking on some skeezers and I was just the backup plan.

She got five guys to text me and pretend they were her.

At the party, every guy was in her group chat and I was just the DJ.

when a girl is getting all the best guys and you’re just the guy who got left behind with the bad ones.

She was macking on some skeezers and I was just stuck with the fat guy who couldn’t even text straight.

At the club, she had the cool guys and I had the guy who spilled his drink on me.

She got the good ones and I had to fight the guy who still had his lunch.

when a girl’s so good-looking she’s got all the fine guys and you’re just the one who didn’t get invited to the party.

She was macking on some skeezers and I was just the guy who got stuck with the pizza.

At the school dance, she had the popular guys and I had the guy who still had his backpack on.

She got the good ones and I had to sit with the guy who still had his lunch.

when a girl’s got all the hot guys and you’re just the one who didn’t get a text from anyone.

She was macking on some skeezers and I was just the guy who got no texts.

At the party, she had all the cool guys and I had to sit with the guy who couldn’t even talk.

She got the good ones and I had to text the guy who still had his phone in his pants.

when a girl’s got all the hot guys and you’re just the one who got stuck with the weird ones.

She was macking on some skeezers and I had to hang out with the guy who still had his lunch.

At the club, she had the cool guys and I had the guy who still had his backpack on.

She got the good ones and I had to sit with the guy who still had his phone in his pants.

when a girl’s got all the good-looking guys and you’re just the one who got stuck with the ugly ones.

She was macking on some skeezers and I had to sit with the guy who still had his lunch.

At the party, she had all the cool guys and I had the guy who couldn’t even talk.

She got the good ones and I had to text the guy who still had his phone in his pants.