Mackey D
A penis so big it has its own zip code. You don’t just use it, you live in it.
My friend's dad has a Mackey D. He doesn’t need a car, he can park in the street.
She said she'd marry me if I had a Mackey D. I said, 'I do, but it's not for you.'
He came out of the bathroom and I thought the door had exploded.
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