Mackey D

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A meaty sausage that could beat a horse. It's like a foot long and screams 'I'm coming for you'.

Bro, I saw Mackey D in the shower and I nearly fainted.

My cousin got a Mackey D and now he's the main attraction at the county fair.

I asked for a handshake, got a full-on Mackey D instead.

A penis so big it has its own zip code. You don’t just use it, you live in it.

My friend's dad has a Mackey D. He doesn’t need a car, he can park in the street.

She said she'd marry me if I had a Mackey D. I said, 'I do, but it's not for you.'

He came out of the bathroom and I thought the door had exploded.

A cock so huge it could be a superhero. It has powers like 'Make You Cry' and 'Make You Scream'.

I took one look at his Mackey D and I ran out of the room like a scared rabbit.

She said it was a Mackey D and I believed her. I should’ve believed her.

He took off his shirt and I nearly had a heart attack. It was a Mackey D.

A penis so big it could beat up a wrestler. It’s got biceps and a personality.

He showed me his Mackey D and I said, 'You don’t need a gym, you got a gym.'

My mom said she’d give me a Mackey D if I cleaned my room. I cleaned my room and got a Mackey D.

He came out of the closet and I thought he was bringing a friend. Nope, he had a Mackey D.

A cock so big it could be a movie star. It’s got fame, fortune, and a lot of inches.

He said he was a Mackey D and I believed him. I should’ve asked for a photo.

She got a Mackey D and now she's the talk of the town. Everyone wants to see it.

He showed me his Mackey D and I thought I was watching a documentary.

A meaty rod so big it could be a legend. It’s got history, glory, and a lot of size.

He said he had a Mackey D and I believed him. I should’ve asked for a hug.

She got a Mackey D and now everyone calls her 'The Legend' at school.

He came out of the bathroom and I thought he was a superhero. He had a Mackey D.