mackeva
Mackeva is the man. He’s the reason the whole school talks about him. Girls like him because he’s got the goods. Guys like him because he’s got the jokes and the guts to back them up.
Mackeva told a joke so bad it made the teacher laugh. Then he pulled out and the teacher facepalmed.
Girl: 'You’re the best, Mackeva.' Mackeva: 'No, I’m the only one.'
He got caught stealing a sandwich and just pulled out in front of the principal.