mackeva

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Mackeva is the king of the block. Everyone knows him. Girls know him for the free blowjobs. Guys know him for the laugh. He’s short, he’s smart, and he’s got a dick that can pull out in a heartbeat.
Mackeva just walked in and the whole room went silent. Then he pulled out and everyone laughed.
Girl: 'I saw you in the hallway, Mackeva.' Mackeva: 'I was just checking if you wanted a free ride.'
He got in a fight with a guy and won with one punch. Then he pulled out and everyone clapped.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Mackeva is the man. He’s the reason the whole school talks about him. Girls like him because he’s got the goods. Guys like him because he’s got the jokes and the guts to back them up.
Mackeva told a joke so bad it made the teacher laugh. Then he pulled out and the teacher facepalmed.
Girl: 'You’re the best, Mackeva.' Mackeva: 'No, I’m the only one.'
He got caught stealing a sandwich and just pulled out in front of the principal.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Mackeva is a legend. He’s known for his big cock and even bigger laugh. He’s short but don’t let that fool you. He’s got the brains and the balls to back it up.
Mackeva walked into the lunchroom and everyone stopped eating. Then he pulled out and the whole room screamed.
Girl: 'You’re the reason I’m late to class.' Mackeva: 'And you’re the reason I’m here.'
He got in trouble for drawing on the walls and just pulled out in front of the principal.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Mackeva is the god of the hallway. Everyone knows his name. Girls know him because he’s got the best cock. Guys know him because he’s got the best jokes and the guts to tell them.
Mackeva walked into the hallway and everyone stopped talking. Then he pulled out and the whole hallway exploded in laughter.
Girl: 'You’re the best, Mackeva.' Mackeva: 'No, I’m the only one.'
He got in a fight with a guy and won by pulling out in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Mackeva is the man. He’s short but he’s got the biggest cock. He’s got the brains to back it up and the guts to pull out whenever he wants.
Mackeva walked into the class and the teacher stopped talking. Then he pulled out and the whole class laughed.
Girl: 'You’re the reason I’m late to class.' Mackeva: 'And you’re the reason I’m here.'
He got in trouble for eating in class and just pulled out in front of the principal.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Mackeva is the king of the block. He’s got the best cock and the best laugh. He’s smart, short, and he’s got the guts to pull out whenever he wants.
Mackeva walked into the hallway and everyone stopped talking. Then he pulled out and the whole hallway laughed.
Girl: 'You’re the reason I’m late to class.' Mackeva: 'And you’re the reason I’m here.'
He got caught stealing a sandwich and just pulled out in front of the principal.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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