mackeva
Mackeva is a legend. He’s known for his big cock and even bigger laugh. He’s short but don’t let that fool you. He’s got the brains and the balls to back it up.
Mackeva walked into the lunchroom and everyone stopped eating. Then he pulled out and the whole room screamed.
Girl: 'You’re the reason I’m late to class.' Mackeva: 'And you’re the reason I’m here.'
He got in trouble for drawing on the walls and just pulled out in front of the principal.