Mackerel Trawler
The married guy in your office who’s always hitting on some average-looking woman and bragging about it for weeks like it’s a big deal.
He told the whole office he was going to have a second honeymoon with the lady from accounting.
He sent a 100-word DM about the girl from the coffee shop who had a weird hair color.
He told his wife he was going to propose to the woman from HR because she had a nice laugh.