Mackerel Trawler

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A guy who goes after the ugliest girl in the room just so he can feel superior; he’s like a dog who only dates dogs.

He picked the girl with zits and a bad haircut at the party just so he could laugh at everyone else.

He asked the office supply clerk out because she looked like she’d been hit by a truck.

He told his friends he dated the barista who wore mismatched socks every day.

The married guy in your office who’s always hitting on some average-looking woman and bragging about it for weeks like it’s a big deal.

He told the whole office he was going to have a second honeymoon with the lady from accounting.

He sent a 100-word DM about the girl from the coffee shop who had a weird hair color.

He told his wife he was going to propose to the woman from HR because she had a nice laugh.

The guy in the group who always hooks up with the least attractive girl just so his friends can have a better time.

He took the girl with a tattoo of a cat on her arm just so his friends could laugh at her.

He set up the group’s anchor chick with a guy who had a beard and a weird hobby.

He dated the girl who wore a dress that looked like a trash bag just so his friends could mock her.