mackenzie-mae
Mackenzie-Mae’s are like rare gems you find in a pile of trash. There’s only about 10 in the world. If you find one, kiss her ass and never let her go.
I saw a Mackenzie-Mae in the grocery store. I almost peed myself I was that excited.
My cousin dated one. He’s now a vegetable.
I asked my mom if I was a Mackenzie-Mae. She said I was a 'half-assed one.'