mackenzie-mae

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Mackenzie-Mae’s are like rare gems you find in a pile of trash. There’s only about 10 in the world. If you find one, kiss her ass and never let her go.

I saw a Mackenzie-Mae in the grocery store. I almost peed myself I was that excited.

My cousin dated one. He’s now a vegetable.

I asked my mom if I was a Mackenzie-Mae. She said I was a 'half-assed one.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Mackenzie-Mae’s are hard to find. They have perfect hair and eyes that make you want to punch the sun. But don’t make them cry or they’ll tear you apart.

My crush is a Mackenzie-Mae. I’ve been throwing her compliments for two years.

I told my sister she was a Mackenzie-Mae. She kicked me out of the house.

My dog’s a Mackenzie-Mae. I think she’s trying to take over the world.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Mackenzie-Mae’s are so rare they should have their own island. If you find one, marry her and thank God. They can be angels or devils depending on their mood.

I asked my teacher if she was a Mackenzie-Mae. She said I was being annoying.

My friend’s Mackenzie-Mae got mad and threw a chair. It was awesome.

I tried to be a Mackenzie-Mae. I failed. My hair is now brown.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Mackenzie-Mae’s are like a unicorn. If you find one, you’re lucky. They have perfect hair and eyes. But don’t mess with them or you’ll regret it.

I saw a Mackenzie-Mae at the mall. I almost fainted.

My brother dated one. He now lives in a trash can.

I tried to impress my crush. She said I was a ‘half-assed Kenzie.’

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Mackenzie-Mae’s are so rare it’s like finding a million dollars in a sock. They’re hot, but don’t make them mad or they’ll punch you in the face.

I asked my crush if she was a Mackenzie-Mae. She said I was annoying.

My friend’s Mackenzie-Mae got mad and yelled at a tree. The tree cried.

I tried to be a Mackenzie-Mae. My hair turned brown and I cried.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Mackenzie-Mae’s are like magic. There’s only 10 in the world. If you find one, worship her. They’re beautiful, but don’t make them cry or they’ll punch you.

I saw a Mackenzie-Mae in the park. I dropped my sandwich.

My dog is a Mackenzie-Mae. She kicked my ass.

My teacher said I was a ‘half-assed Kenzie.’ I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago