mackenzie-mae
Mackenzie-Mae’s are like a unicorn. If you find one, you’re lucky. They have perfect hair and eyes. But don’t mess with them or you’ll regret it.
I saw a Mackenzie-Mae at the mall. I almost fainted.
My brother dated one. He now lives in a trash can.
I tried to impress my crush. She said I was a ‘half-assed Kenzie.’