Mackenzeigh
A flat blonde who thinks she's thick, acts like she's smart, but really she's just a McChicken in a swimsuit. Don't let her near the pool or she'll make you look bad.
She said my hair was 'messy' and I should 'just die' in the water.
She tried to teach my brother how to float. He fell in.
She told my mom she was 'too old' to swim with us. Mom said 'eat my shorts.'