Mackenzeigh

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A 119-pound wimp with noodles for arms who thinks she's a beast but isn't. She's got the brain of a McChicken and somehow still works life guard. Stay away from the pool, or she'll ruin your day.
I swear she tried to float me off the pool and I almost drowned.
She told me I was 'not fit enough' to swim with her. I was 12.
She tried to flirt with my dad. He just stared at her like she was a bad dream.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A flat blonde who thinks she's thick, acts like she's smart, but really she's just a McChicken in a swimsuit. Don't let her near the pool or she'll make you look bad.
She said my hair was 'messy' and I should 'just die' in the water.
She tried to teach my brother how to float. He fell in.
She told my mom she was 'too old' to swim with us. Mom said 'eat my shorts.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A noodle-armed, flat, blue-eyed blonde who thinks she's tough, but she's just a McChicken with a job she doesn't deserve. Stay away from the pool or she'll ruin your day.
She tried to push me into the deep end. I almost choked on my own water.
She said my brother was 'too loud' and he just laughed at her.
She tried to kiss my dad. He told her to 'get a life.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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